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Barcelona

Barcelona

In memory of Stephen Sondheim.

Quadruple Sonnet To My AWP Lit Crush

Quadruple Sonnet To My AWP Lit Crush

Gaming All By Yourself, Handsome?

Gaming All By Yourself, Handsome?

A dark, wet sewer tunnel, with light showing on the other side.

Sewer City

IN MY NEXT LIFE, I WANT TO BE A PRAYING MANTIS

IN MY NEXT LIFE, I WANT TO BE A PRAYING MANTIS

Andy and the Graying Beards

Andy and the Graying Beards

This Town Ain’t Big

This Town Ain’t Big

Fiction

A dark, wet sewer tunnel, with light showing on the other side.

Sewer City

What that means: the man and woman are able to scream.

Two black cats walking along a road.

The Untold Roar

The silhouette of a coyote standing on a hill at sunset.

Animal Control

A wristwatch on a person's arm.

The Pendulum Swings for No One

A ray of light falling over an empty bed.

Unknown Number

A small brown and white pony screaming in a field

A CASE FOR NECROMANCY IN THE QUEST FOR PEACE

A naked baby bird in a nest, the nest built in the bough of a pine tree.

A Wickedness

Flash Fiction

Barcelona

Barcelona

In memory of Stephen Sondheim.

Andy and the Graying Beards

Andy and the Graying Beards

This Town Ain’t Big

This Town Ain’t Big

Mama's Round Dosas

Mama's Round Dosas

The Silver Solution

The Silver Solution

The Mordor Lamentations of Samwise Gamgee as He Prepares a Brace of Coneys

The Mordor Lamentations of Samwise Gamgee as He Prepares a Brace of Coneys

The Shoemaker’s Elves Help Out in the Walmart Parking Lot

The Shoemaker’s Elves Help Out in the Walmart Parking Lot

Flash Nonfiction

Gaming All By Yourself, Handsome?

Gaming All By Yourself, Handsome?

So I am determined to find love in Wizard101.

endlings

endlings

Notes from a Visit to the Motherland, February 2023

Notes from a Visit to the Motherland, February 2023

gender indifferent

gender indifferent

Security Question

Security Question

image retention

image retention

What To Expect At The End Of Your Cat’s Life

What To Expect At The End Of Your Cat’s Life

Nonfiction

Leon Lett and the Poetics of Chaos: A Failed Essay on Failure

Leon Lett and the Poetics of Chaos: A Failed Essay on Failure

Chaos generally means a state of utter confusion or disorder.

Ostkreuz

Ostkreuz

Coming Home

Coming Home

A woman standing outside holding her phone with both hands to text with her thumbs. Her face is outside of the frame.

bitch

The black keys of a typewriter partially in frame against a stark white background.

Forfeiture of Nuance in the Rise of AI

A to Z

A to Z

Divorce-o-rama: Divorce as a Dark Ride

Divorce-o-rama: Divorce as a Dark Ride

Poetry

Quadruple Sonnet To My AWP Lit Crush

Quadruple Sonnet To My AWP Lit Crush

The secret to having a fun life is choosing someone to have a little crush on everywhere you go - Twitter account @Kenzianidiot

IN MY NEXT LIFE, I WANT TO BE A PRAYING MANTIS

IN MY NEXT LIFE, I WANT TO BE A PRAYING MANTIS

Words With Friends

Words With Friends

How to Keep It All at Bay

How to Keep It All at Bay

BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN

BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN

SALT COMEDY

SALT COMEDY

Relish

Relish

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Shakespeare’s Cumslut ??

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