Is it still Dollar Pizza if it’s a Dollar Fifty?
On Facebook people are even angrier and it’s more real, because if you’re on Facebook in 2022 you don’t care what people think of you.
Flash Nonfiction
The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down
I wanted once before to honk my horn against the swastika that he’d drawn on the poster board he got from the Dollar General, but I had the horn’s fuse pulled as a wild experiment in radical pacifism.
The Fable of Darwin and the Baby Bunny
Life isn’t fair.
This is where I'd end it
“This sucks,” I yell, and what I mean by “this” is everything.
Kübler-Ross Knuckle Tattoo
Sure we sink into the depression, the low tide surging to riptide and pulling us out and away with the poets. But it has to be deeper than that.
CRIPPLING SELF DOUBT
A recipe for anxious thought
Red Light/Green Light
I think I’m straight, but I play rugby, so I must be at least bisexual, right? So…orange?