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Is it still Dollar Pizza if it’s a Dollar Fifty?

Is it still Dollar Pizza if it’s a Dollar Fifty?

On Facebook people are even angrier and it’s more real, because if you’re on Facebook in 2022 you don’t care what people think of you.
By JAKE Sep 12, 2023
The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down

The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down

I wanted once before to honk my horn against the swastika that he’d drawn on the poster board he got from the Dollar General, but I had the horn’s fuse pulled as a wild experiment in radical pacifism.
By JAKE Sep 5, 2023
The Fable of Darwin and the Baby Bunny

The Fable of Darwin and the Baby Bunny

Life isn’t fair.
By JAKE Aug 22, 2023
This is where I'd end it

This is where I'd end it

“This sucks,” I yell, and what I mean by “this” is everything.
By JAKE Aug 15, 2023
Kübler-Ross Knuckle Tattoo

Kübler-Ross Knuckle Tattoo

Sure we sink into the depression, the low tide surging to riptide and pulling us out and away with the poets. But it has to be deeper than that.
By JAKE Aug 8, 2023
CRIPPLING SELF DOUBT

CRIPPLING SELF DOUBT

A recipe for anxious thought
By JAKE Aug 3, 2023
Red Light/Green Light

Red Light/Green Light

I think I’m straight, but I play rugby, so I must be at least bisexual, right? So…orange?
By JAKE Aug 1, 2023

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