A Brontosaurus Can’t Walk Me Down the Aisle
I rarely come home these days, preferring to meet in the brightly lit diner on 5th Street.
Flash Fiction
A Short History of My Apartment
[T]hat was pretty inconsiderate.
The Girl with the Teeth
Pretty girls smile with teeth.
Adam is Dead
One headline on the last page surprised her.
CHADBOT
“Oh lord. CHADBOT, I’d like to speak with a live representative.”
On the Suboptimal Conditions For Growing Roses
He wonders if one day he’ll awake to find himself a cockroach.
The Journalist and Mark Mimmel’s Niece
When love burns it's still love.