Shakespeare’s Cumslut 🥵😏

by b.h. fein

To 🅱️ or not to 🅱️ William Shakespeare’s 🎬🎭🫅 little cumslut 😩💦🙇 : that is the question. I want Billy bard 📝🧑‍🎨 to spank 🙀👏 my big 🥵 juicy 🥵🥵  fanny 🍑👋  while he pens 🖊️ his sexy 🥵🥵😲 sophisticated 🎻👩‍🏫 plays 📙📕📘😤 . (No ❌ Edward de Vere ✝️👎🏼👎🏾 conspiracy 👽👮🏼 here!) If I’m lucky 😳, Daddy 👨🏻‍🎓👅🍆 will dress me up 👔🥻 like one of his stage players 🤹🏿‍♀️👻👁️ and 👅 and 👄 my 👀😮‍💨👀. I need to Ophelia 🙆🏽‍♀️☠️ him inside me! 🫂👄👄🤙🏻😻 Do you think 🧐😫 he’ll write a sexy 😽❤️❗ iambic 2️⃣ pentameter 5️⃣ slutliloquy 😮‍💨🤤😜 for me? His little 👌🏻😹😻 Tightass 🤭😛 Andronicus 🏛️💦🏳️‍🌈 But it’s as Daddy 😮‍💨😌 always says—why express yourself 🥸🤨 when you can undress 👗⬇️ yourself? He he 😂🤣 Daddy knows best! 🤩🥳 So I’ll be a good little sluttie 😚😝🥵 and stroke 😉 his pen(i)s ‘til his ink 🤤✒️💦😰🥰 cums out 🍆💦💯💋

b. h. fein (it's/complicated) is not fine.