Shakespeareโ€™s Cumslut ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜

To ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ or not to ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ

Shakespeareโ€™s Cumslut ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜
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by b.h. fein


To ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ or not to ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ William Shakespeareโ€™s ๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿซ… little cumslut ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™‡ : that is the question. I want Billy bard ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽจ to spank ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ‘ my big ๐Ÿฅต juicy ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต ย fanny ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹ ย while he pens ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ his sexy ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฒ sophisticated ๐ŸŽป๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ plays ๐Ÿ“™๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ˜ค . (No โŒ Edward de Vere โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ conspiracy ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ here!) If Iโ€™m lucky ๐Ÿ˜ณ, Daddy ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ† will dress me up ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿฅป like one of his stage players ๐Ÿคน๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘๏ธ and ๐Ÿ‘… and ๐Ÿ‘„ my ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘€. I need to Ophelia ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ him inside me! ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ป Do you think ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ซ heโ€™ll write a sexy ๐Ÿ˜ฝโค๏ธโ— iambic 2๏ธโƒฃ pentameter 5๏ธโƒฃ slutliloquy ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜œ for me? His little ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป Tightass ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜› Andronicus ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ But itโ€™s as Daddy ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜Œ always saysโ€”why express yourself ๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿคจ when you can undress ๐Ÿ‘—โฌ‡๏ธ yourself? He he ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Daddy knows best! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅณ So Iโ€™ll be a good little sluttie ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต and stroke ๐Ÿ˜‰ his pen(i)s โ€˜til his ink ๐Ÿคคโœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿฅฐ cums out ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’‹


b. h. fein (it's/complicated) is not fine.