Shakespeareโs Cumslut ๐ฅต๐
To ๐ ฑ๏ธ or not to ๐ ฑ๏ธ
by b.h. fein
To ๐ ฑ๏ธ or not to ๐ ฑ๏ธ William Shakespeareโs ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ little cumslut ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ : that is the question. I want Billy bard ๐๐งโ๐จ to spank ๐๐ my big ๐ฅต juicy ๐ฅต๐ฅต ย fanny ๐๐ ย while he pens ๐๏ธ his sexy ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฒ sophisticated ๐ป๐ฉโ๐ซ plays ๐๐๐๐ค . (No โ Edward de Vere โ๏ธ๐๐ผ๐๐พ conspiracy ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ผ here!) If Iโm lucky ๐ณ, Daddy ๐จ๐ปโ๐๐ ๐ will dress me up ๐๐ฅป like one of his stage players ๐คน๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ป๐๏ธ and ๐ and ๐ my ๐๐ฎโ๐จ๐. I need to Ophelia ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธโ ๏ธ him inside me! ๐ซ๐๐๐ค๐ป๐ป Do you think ๐ง๐ซ heโll write a sexy ๐ฝโค๏ธโ iambic 2๏ธโฃ pentameter 5๏ธโฃ slutliloquy ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คค๐ for me? His little ๐๐ป๐น๐ป Tightass ๐คญ๐ Andronicus ๐๏ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ But itโs as Daddy ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ always saysโwhy express yourself ๐ฅธ๐คจ when you can undress ๐โฌ๏ธ yourself? He he ๐๐คฃ Daddy knows best! ๐คฉ๐ฅณ So Iโll be a good little sluttie ๐๐๐ฅต and stroke ๐ his pen(i)s โtil his ink ๐คคโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฅฐ cums out ๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐
b. h. fein (it's/complicated) is not fine.