Miranda Cosgrove (and Carly Shay)
You’re a little more into iCarly than your peers, for a lot longer than them, too. You find yourself in the iCarly fandom, reblogging posts at a rate that loses you followers.
Poetry
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III
You recite his lyrics like they are a prayer, like it’s not a coincidence FOB has the same amount of letters as GOD.
Pointed
I never / had. Big sweaters, / bigger glasses, / a patriarch.
Amy
The bourgeois adores the anti-bourgeois.
Monk
It was like I was faking an accent.
Bowie
Chaos, / encountered / unaware,
Fugitives
We wait in the car while the engine purrs / and I shiver in my Woody sweater / like it’s raining outside