A study of the common vampire
It is a common misconception that vampire’s teeth point downwards.
Fiction
The White Pages
Reprinted from Black Moon Magazine
Fear and Loathing Below the Mason-Dixon
Politics in The South is just an over-complicated suicide pact.
You May Be Entitled
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Chump Change
He means my Ralph Lauren Polo, of which I have four, and my mother bought it for me last Christmas. I wore it tonight because it’s the tightest shirt I own. I tell him my pimp bought it. He can’t tell if I’m joking.
Your Freedom, an Attempt
There was one issue, and it was that you were completely normal. So Levi Hampton had to improvise.
Snakes and Stars
They approached from opposite ends trying to find the best entrance into the labyrinth of holes and passages. They nodded to each other, and both stuck their poles in to the rock pile from separate ends. They were immediately greeted by the insidious hiss of a rattlesnake.