Against a Handful
“But this is a handful, right? It fits in my hand.”
JAKE
Refriendship
I'm going to listen to that Neyo song, because for some reason it always makes me feel better.
Bag Lady
“But we’re dog people, Qiptyn.” Bathory’s vocal fry made the statement sound whinier than it was. “Emoji deserves the best.”
Bad Movie
We’d met the night before at a Meetup group for shy people. She told me she was Nigerian, just passing through, wanting to escape the punishing heat of her hometown and a family trauma.
Sticky Note Aubade
Did you notice / how long I lingered, / my nose pressed against your neck,
Why I Use Self Checkout
“All those injuries, man. I can’t believe all those injuries. Think they can pull it out?”
!A Dried Cleaning!
(just policy) (station whistle) (loser diction)