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Poetry
Cannon-Shot Dog
by Noah Powers
Man, let me tell you,
they shot that motherfucker
straight out of a cannon.
Packed that sumbitch
with a fresh load of powder.
Lit the wick like a Yankee Candle.
Sent his tiny ass through a cloud!
Left a tiny dog-shaped hole
in that cloud. Look at
self-portrait as your local hot girl's Instagram DMs
(cw: adult content, crass verbatim)
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