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Poetry

Ode to Retinal Imaging

Ode to Retinal Imaging

Don't blink, you remind yourself
By JAKE Feb 4, 2026
The Cult-Classic Flick Based on the Best-Selling Unauthorized Biography of You—

The Cult-Classic Flick Based on the Best-Selling Unauthorized Biography of You—

...farther than slow dancing is from a heaved hand grenade...
By JAKE Jan 25, 2026
I gave my iPhone Pepto-Bismol

I gave my iPhone Pepto-Bismol

it protested
By JAKE Jan 7, 2026
my big ol’ day of self-pity

my big ol’ day of self-pity

(wanker)
By JAKE Jan 7, 2026
Ode to Staying

Ode to Staying

Ricky looks good in white.
By JAKE Dec 13, 2025
Quantum Theory as Third Person Bio.

Quantum Theory as Third Person Bio.

This bitch has wings.
By JAKE Dec 10, 2025
Red gate and horse shit

Red gate and horse shit

We don’t make eye contact.
By JAKE Dec 3, 2025

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