It Was Too Soon To Thank God
It was like that old saying I had once heard: “Those who are about to die become Gods.”
JAKE
The Delights of Eating on the Job
And if you’re feeling extra bold, you can try to eat the food.
My Summer of Rubber Dust
The Machine didn’t work well, not by a long shot. But, in the end, it worked just enough.
My Father, the Comedian
Do you think your mom would have been proud? He asked.
Ladies' night is in retrograde
I say to myself in the mirror—just to see
In 2055 the water will be two feet deeper around Manhattan
I pay for my tacos. She pays for something she didn’t ask for.
The Fable of Darwin and the Baby Bunny
Life isn’t fair.