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Ode To My Cicada Homies (3301)

Ode To My Cicada Homies (3301)

C to the I to the C-A-D-A
By JAKE Jun 29, 2024
Anticipatory Grief

Anticipatory Grief

But the...vision flickers forward six months and you bury your father with a round, protruding belly.
By JAKE Jun 28, 2024
Etiquette

Etiquette

I’m asked every night to defuse / a time bomb,
By JAKE Jun 26, 2024
Threes a crowd

Threes a crowd

I didn’t utter the words “I love you” again in a romantic context for more than two years...
By JAKE Jun 25, 2024
Chump Change

Chump Change

He means my Ralph Lauren Polo, of which I have four, and my mother bought it for me last Christmas. I wore it tonight because it’s the tightest shirt I own. I tell him my pimp bought it. He can’t tell if I’m joking.
By JAKE Jun 24, 2024
Holding Hands For A Corporate Team-Building Exercise With Someone I’ve Never Spoken To Before

Holding Hands For A Corporate Team-Building Exercise With Someone I’ve Never Spoken To Before

after Mekeila
By JAKE Jun 22, 2024
Does Your Birth Order Effect Your Personality?

Does Your Birth Order Effect Your Personality?

For those who question my credentials, I am, in fact, one of those maddening middle children.
By JAKE Jun 21, 2024

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