Notes from a Spatula
I knew the woke mob would come for me one day.
Flash Fiction
Wedding Spoon
Until then we’d used my bachelor utensils, a lightweight set inherited from a former roommate, provenance unknown.
Lesbian God Says To Let It Go
God’s bangles chime as she gestures around her.
Spill Your Guts
And then she took a breath and went into the bathroom.
Our Grill Dad, Who Art in Barbecue Heaven
Scholars have uncovered shocking new evidence of a gross mistranslation of ancient texts which could shake the very foundations of religion worldwide.
Theories about the Gun Buried in a Shoebox at the Back of Your Son’s Closet
by Beth Sherman
1. It was given to him by your ex-husband because he’s a kid who’s lost interest in video games, school, sports, and anything that does not involve sitting in his room alone for hours at a time.
2. It’s been passed down from your
The Goshawks
You think I’m joking about the goshawks, but I am deadly serious.