A Life Well Slept
Dedicated to my old mattress, wherever you are.
Fiction
Nesting Bowls
I’m not complaining, I love him but also cooking and baking, too, most of all
A study of the common vampire
It is a common misconception that vampire’s teeth point downwards.
The White Pages
Reprinted from Black Moon Magazine
Fear and Loathing Below the Mason-Dixon
Politics in The South is just an over-complicated suicide pact.
You May Be Entitled
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Chump Change
He means my Ralph Lauren Polo, of which I have four, and my mother bought it for me last Christmas. I wore it tonight because it’s the tightest shirt I own. I tell him my pimp bought it. He can’t tell if I’m joking.