A Portrait of Steve-O's Steve-O Tattoo as the Picture of Dorian Gray The more I stare at his image on the TV screen, the less he looks like a forty-eight-year-old.
The Standard of Care The germ of my idea spawned last Christmas when our Aunt Muriel, who lived in Florida and looked like a rotisserie chicken, gave my brother a set of marbles.
Custer's Last Stand Even the bartenders, two burly guys with dark curly hair and mustaches—they look like brothers—seem bored stiff.