Maybe a Butterfly Will Sit on Us
But every day we also hoped something would change, that our Mortuary House would have dainty laced curtains and a round table in the center draped in white table cloth.
Fiction
My Neighbor Likes to Kill Himself with Guns
CW: Mentions of Suicide
Today, We Are Making Gazpacho
There is almost no reason to make gazpacho at any other time of the year. Try to make this with winter grocery store tomatoes and it’ll be like drinking a Michelob Ultra instead of an actual beer.
Support Group for Miracle Survivors
There were sympathetic yawns; everyone had heard all this before.
The Sara Chain Letter
A bunch of text, on a forum post or in an email, telling the reader they had four minutes to send the letter to ten people or else they would drop dead in a week. And other multitudinous variations.
8 Ways to Get Out of Debt Fast
The trick is to pick articles that are destined for spammy blogs. They don’t care about quality and they usually come with a list of keywords that need to be stuffed into 250 words of content.
America's #1 News Source
Uhhh anyone else see this article?