Today, We Are Making Gazpacho
There is almost no reason to make gazpacho at any other time of the year. Try to make this with winter grocery store tomatoes and it’ll be like drinking a Michelob Ultra instead of an actual beer.
Fiction
Support Group for Miracle Survivors
There were sympathetic yawns; everyone had heard all this before.
The Sara Chain Letter
A bunch of text, on a forum post or in an email, telling the reader they had four minutes to send the letter to ten people or else they would drop dead in a week. And other multitudinous variations.
8 Ways to Get Out of Debt Fast
The trick is to pick articles that are destined for spammy blogs. They don’t care about quality and they usually come with a list of keywords that need to be stuffed into 250 words of content.
America's #1 News Source
Uhhh anyone else see this article?
There's Nazis In Them There Fredonian Hills
The first thing that Selma saw in her Art and Architecture classroom was a shakily drawn peace sign on the blackboard. “Peace for Fredonia,” it read, just as shakily, underneath.
Family Anatomy
“I always knew my son was too good for public school,” his mother would say at the dinner table. “He doesn’t need to squabble with the riffraff in California."