I gave my iPhone Pepto-Bismol
it protested
by Ewen Glass
but the bile kept coming;
I gave it baby formula but
it did not grow into an iPad.
Instead it protested, fizzed
and flatly refused its vitamins.
Kids, eh.
Ewen Glass (he/him) is a screenwriter and poet from Northern Ireland who lives with two dogs, a tortoise and a body of self-doubt; his poetry has appeared in the likes of Okay Donkey, Maudlin House, HAD, Poetry Scotland and One Art. Bluesky/IG: @ewenglass
