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When Peanut Butter is On the Line: A Study of Genetically Mutated Hamsters, Territoriality, and Bloodshed

When Peanut Butter is On the Line: A Study of Genetically Mutated Hamsters, Territoriality, and Bloodshed

Inspired by research conducted by the Georgia State University Neuroscience Institute
By JAKE Feb 9, 2023
Taylor Swift Releases ‘Midnights (3am Edition)’ or, My Friend and I Watch *That* Episode of BoJack Horseman

Taylor Swift Releases ‘Midnights (3am Edition)’ or, My Friend and I Watch *That* Episode of BoJack Horseman

I was dancing around to Fearless and / Glee when eyes were set on me. At nineteen,
By JAKE Feb 8, 2023
Gothic Pixie Bipolar Bitch

Gothic Pixie Bipolar Bitch

I lounge over these Victorian banisters while old family / secrets burst through every hinge in the house.
By JAKE Feb 8, 2023
OVERTURE: SOMEWHERE IN NEW JERSEY, 2009. IT’S A WEEKNIGHT IN AUGUST.

OVERTURE: SOMEWHERE IN NEW JERSEY, 2009. IT’S A WEEKNIGHT IN AUGUST.

Your arms are sloppy around his veiny orange neck. They say the juice heads do it best, but he wouldn’t even pay for your funnel cake...
By JAKE Feb 6, 2023
A Total Schenectady of the Heart.

A Total Schenectady of the Heart.

My transparent invitations via pop songs shouted hoarse/ summarized my status as an ill-tuxedoed groom
By JAKE Feb 4, 2023
you+me+everything.

you+me+everything.

All I want is you (and me and everything.)
By JAKE Feb 4, 2023
This Version is Slapstick

This Version is Slapstick

The driver goes—YOU NEED MORE CHANGE!
By JAKE Feb 3, 2023

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