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Give Me an Opinion

Give Me an Opinion

*i wasn’t sure how to form / an opinion, so i decided to / watch some YouTube videos / to see if they could show me how.
By JAKE Dec 15, 2022
Dialogues with a Stray Cat

Dialogues with a Stray Cat

incidentally, I wonder if any animal could actually take residence on my patio once my sister sends her furniture over.
By JAKE Dec 14, 2022
Captcha Carnival

Captcha Carnival

Select all squares with empathy
By JAKE Dec 13, 2022
Miranda Cosgrove (and Carly Shay)

Miranda Cosgrove (and Carly Shay)

You’re a little more into iCarly than your peers, for a lot longer than them, too. You find yourself in the iCarly fandom, reblogging posts at a rate that loses you followers.
By JAKE Dec 10, 2022
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III

Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III

You recite his lyrics like they are a prayer, like it’s not a coincidence FOB has the same amount of letters as GOD.
By JAKE Dec 10, 2022
Smoke

Smoke

When I was a kid, one of my special interests was Old Hollywood. This was my parents’ fault for allowing me exposure to the genre.
By JAKE Dec 8, 2022
Pointed

Pointed

I never / had. Big sweaters, / bigger glasses, / a patriarch.
By JAKE Dec 8, 2022

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