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piece by piece we shut it down but I have not forgotten.

piece by piece we shut it down but I have not forgotten.

I have no idea how / I should be taking those words now,
By JAKE Apr 1, 2023
Clicky-Thing: a modern review of the Carhartt Relaxed Fit Washed Duck Sherpa-Lined Utility Jacket with a 2 Warmer Rating

Clicky-Thing: a modern review of the Carhartt Relaxed Fit Washed Duck Sherpa-Lined Utility Jacket with a 2 Warmer Rating

Anyway, I decided that this was the year I’d get a proper winter jacket again.
By JAKE Mar 31, 2023
Blood

Blood

The dog knows to curl up behind a chair or slip under the bed. But the man and the bag fill the space between the dog and chair.
By JAKE Mar 30, 2023
JOHN CENA IS BAD AT HAIKUS

JOHN CENA IS BAD AT HAIKUS

you can't see me
By JAKE Mar 29, 2023
I WANT TO KNOW THE CHICKEN’S NAME

I WANT TO KNOW THE CHICKEN’S NAME

I also want to ask if it knows / what a road is. If it ever actually / knows where it’s going. Or why
By JAKE Mar 29, 2023
8 Ways to Get Out of Debt Fast

8 Ways to Get Out of Debt Fast

The trick is to pick articles that are destined for spammy blogs. They don’t care about quality and they usually come with a list of keywords that need to be stuffed into 250 words of content.
By JAKE Mar 27, 2023
Neoliberal Prayer #1: Bedtime Prayer

Neoliberal Prayer #1: Bedtime Prayer

Dear Lord, / I ask not for / riches or wealth,
By JAKE Mar 25, 2023

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