Postcolonial Takeout Discourse Exhibit A: the deep-fried Twinkie. / Ex. B: the deep-fried pizza. Novelties / that you might have at the fair once / a year.
Beekeeping Age Spite has gotten me further in life than / anything else. Is that not a type of / happiness? I live a happier life once I've / had revenge.
The Couple in 5F It is nice to know my neighbors though, even just a little bit. Knowing your neighbors, even just a little bit, makes NYC apartment living less like living in a big empty box with whispers of occupancy and more like living in a place teeming brimming spinning simmering with people.
Accumulations I'm gonna get this bad boy stuffed and hung above my toilet so he can forever look down into water. Just the way God intended.
kylie jenner / gun baby poem the rich woman in my head gets to be appalled at these things and with baby-like curiosity she feels the chill of the steering wheel under her hands. i’ve been thinking as well about giving birth to an assault rifle or rather i’ve been thinking it’s too on the nose.
The Feeding of Strays And now they are gone. No more 3 AM meowing, no more silly old ladies and their stinking food going pstpsptpstp any more.