Death Works at Trader Joe's
A triptych of poetry and prose
JAKE
Noon
i don’t think it’s all fences, / one says.
Rosie and Boris
I could write a book on experiences of Rosie’s power, but here I’ll just share a few choice examples, and then I’ll share my favorite experience with her.
Cocksplatt1's Monologue
Creator give. Eat, bow. Live, life. Life gah. Creator drown bow neighbour, bow deesh.
Shakespeare’s Cumslut 🥵😏
To 🅱️ or not to 🅱️
Defending the Teenage Love Poem
But like any other teenager, the universe was quick to show me the error in my ways. It happened quickly and easily on a night that shocked itself with intracloud lightning.
The Meg 14: Sinbad’s Voyage
(A)pparently no one remembers Jaws,