Red Light/Green Light I think I’m straight, but I play rugby, so I must be at least bisexual, right? So…orange?
The Ice Cream Flavor Paradox I know I always feel good in that identity, but what if I want to dress sexier for a night out with friends? Or more formal for an interview? What if I’m just in the mood for something different?
Aubade with frat flu There’s another version of this in which we / wake up in this beautiful light, follow / songbirds to class.