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Friday Supper

Friday Supper

[A]ll it takes is a moment to go south when my twin sister Darla brings home Furlong Dong...
By JAKE Apr 25, 2024
Strident Opinion Based on Nothing

Strident Opinion Based on Nothing

For a bunion?
By JAKE Apr 24, 2024
The Crocodile Comes for Everyone

The Crocodile Comes for Everyone

What I do remember is two grandfathers, 26 years apart.
By JAKE Apr 23, 2024
HEAVEN’S BEST AND FINEST NOTES APP POETRY

HEAVEN’S BEST AND FINEST NOTES APP POETRY

Truth be told, I’m a liar. That’s a lie. Or a truth. I don’t know.
By JAKE Apr 22, 2024
kind of man

kind of man

I’m all alone on the Internet.
By JAKE Apr 20, 2024
The B-52s Sing "Red Lobster" Before I Die

The B-52s Sing "Red Lobster" Before I Die

Regular sex wasn’t worth all this bullshit.
By JAKE Apr 18, 2024
you are not my x

you are not my x

I do not care for your titular ploys.
By JAKE Apr 17, 2024

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