Pokémon and Other Eternal Sins
I liked to think that my spontaneous combustion was due to God not liking me very much
JAKE
3 parts
It’s not enough to make it through the day
How Would You Rate Your Pain?
Almost gnat-like—this annoyance of flesh, this cicada sound between bones.
Bumper Sticker
Honk if you love me—honk like you mean it.
Against a Handful
“But this is a handful, right? It fits in my hand.”
Refriendship
I'm going to listen to that Neyo song, because for some reason it always makes me feel better.
Bag Lady
“But we’re dog people, Qiptyn.” Bathory’s vocal fry made the statement sound whinier than it was. “Emoji deserves the best.”