The Thing About Two-Time Freestyle Skateboard Champion Mike Osterman Is That If You Ask Him to Walk the Dog, You’ll Have Piss All Over Your House
Still, you are caught in Mike Osterman’s gravitational pull, like so many others.
JAKE
The Way of the Poncho Cult
They want to know if Doug has a message for its devoted followers, if it’s a force of good or evil, if it has chosen Gerard as its prophet.
Uno Reverse Blue, Back 2 U
It’s as if landlords looked at that vitruvian man n’ decided / that every body has a one-track-mind. The golden ratio is just ur shitty prop;
The Unification of Time
Violet knew the secret of the gods and why they are gods
I'll Say This Then I'll Shut Up
by Sean Ennis
It is true that there are too many guitars in this world, all the strumming and plucking. Grace puts on Lee Montgomery or Bob blabbermouth Dylan and it’s like she’s trying to hurt my feelings. “This is American music,” she says. We’re sort of
poem in which i’m the bad guy
the worst thing about cleaning is you always have to clean
nostalgia for what never was
in the livingroom i thought it was the coolest thing i’d ever seen