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Exorcise Regime

Exorcise Regime

We collect symbols and consume symbols and sometimes are consumed by symbols.
By JAKE Nov 10, 2022
your bokoblin arm is badly damaged

your bokoblin arm is badly damaged

— after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
By JAKE Nov 9, 2022
bathroom stall as a red room or a prayer closet

bathroom stall as a red room or a prayer closet

may you hunt me like a standoff of village
By JAKE Nov 9, 2022
The Agenda

The Agenda

“For those of you who did arrive on time” he paused shooting Terence a glance, “the meeting today will be hideously punctuated by the untimely death of our colleague Terence. We are expecting the incident about halfway through the meeting, agenda item five.”
By JAKE Nov 7, 2022
To Marketing, To Buy A Fat Pig

To Marketing, To Buy A Fat Pig

Spent so much time at work this week
By JAKE Nov 5, 2022
I Baked You

I Baked You

Scant seconds to right / Before the video clock start
By JAKE Nov 5, 2022
When the woman you have a crush on asks you to host a séance, you say yes

When the woman you have a crush on asks you to host a séance, you say yes

You’re not sure if you’re sleepy or uncomfortable, if your heart is stopping every few seconds by your hand or hers, there is something rotten about being mortal and even this crush-love—
By JAKE Nov 3, 2022

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