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Hospital Beds

Hospital Beds

I teach my son to dance
By JAKE Jun 16, 2025
I’m Sorry for Your Loss

I’m Sorry for Your Loss

I busy myself at the buffet table, straightening dishes of soggy pasta salad and toothpick-skewered salami cubes.
By JAKE Jun 16, 2025
Ten Easy Steps to Creating Your Own Religion, Being Your Own God, and Staying a Step Ahead of AI

Ten Easy Steps to Creating Your Own Religion, Being Your Own God, and Staying a Step Ahead of AI

ChatGPT will write these steps anyway.
By JAKE Jun 14, 2025
Mike

Mike

Maybe that’s why Tim invites Mike to his concert off the coast of Spain.
By JAKE Jun 12, 2025
Cannon-Shot Dog

Cannon-Shot Dog

by Noah Powers Man, let me tell you, they shot that motherfucker straight out of a cannon. Packed that sumbitch with a fresh load of powder. Lit the wick like a Yankee Candle. Sent his tiny ass through a cloud! Left a tiny dog-shaped hole in that cloud. Look at
By JAKE Jun 11, 2025
self-portrait as your local hot girl's Instagram DMs

self-portrait as your local hot girl's Instagram DMs

(cw: adult content, crass verbatim)
By JAKE Jun 7, 2025
A barista pours creamer into a cup of espresso to make espresso art.

Ask Me Something

"I think I ruined the end of the world," he said.
By JAKE Jun 5, 2025

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