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The Day I Drove Into an Elderly Person

The Day I Drove Into an Elderly Person

She laughed, the way my grandmother did in the nursing home when she didn’t know who I was.
By JAKE Mar 17, 2026
On the Suboptimal Conditions For Growing Roses

On the Suboptimal Conditions For Growing Roses

He wonders if one day he’ll awake to find himself a cockroach.
By JAKE Feb 26, 2026
Commitment

Commitment

“You avoided my question.”
By JAKE Feb 23, 2026
decomposure

decomposure

A golden shovel after “Be Nice To Me” by The Front Bottoms
By JAKE Feb 18, 2026
Underneath

Underneath

What else was I supposed to do?
By JAKE Feb 13, 2026
Science at Eleven

Science at Eleven

Mathematics at nine. English at ten. Science at eleven.
By JAKE Feb 13, 2026
hungrier than we admit

hungrier than we admit

you know how i love things / that crunch
By JAKE Feb 11, 2026

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