A Brontosaurus Can’t Walk Me Down the Aisle
I rarely come home these days, preferring to meet in the brightly lit diner on 5th Street.
JAKE
STREAMING
but goddamn she’s gonna solve the case if it kills her
I work at Taco Bell
My shoulder was hurting.
A Short History of My Apartment
[T]hat was pretty inconsiderate.
The Girl with the Teeth
Pretty girls smile with teeth.
Asparagus
snapped head perched
Three Meals, Waterloo, IL, Christmas 2025
he relents when the spoon melts in the pan