The Myth of Trash Pandas
The first time Daisy and I did cocaine was our sophomore year of high school.
JAKE
on mice and earthquakes
To be truthful, I already knew about the mice.
The Day Cookie Monster Took a Stance on Abortion
“We’ve gotten out of worse before,” she said.
I had another mental breakdown in the bubble tea store
we’re all on this sinking ship together
on friend dates with the devil
who wouldn’t want to be a curator of sin
What To Expect At The End Of Your Cat’s Life
[H]is pupils wildly dilating and contracting as you call his name over and over, telling him he is a good boy.
The Bionic Teen
In a prophetic vision he’d witnessed a white-winged angel place a golden crown on my head