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Ryan Texts Me

Ryan Texts Me

Not as in the vowels. / I don’t think they know about those.
By JAKE Jun 18, 2025
Ten Easy Steps to Creating Your Own Religion, Being Your Own God, and Staying a Step Ahead of AI

Ten Easy Steps to Creating Your Own Religion, Being Your Own God, and Staying a Step Ahead of AI

ChatGPT will write these steps anyway.
By JAKE Jun 14, 2025
Cannon-Shot Dog

Cannon-Shot Dog

by Noah Powers Man, let me tell you, they shot that motherfucker straight out of a cannon. Packed that sumbitch with a fresh load of powder. Lit the wick like a Yankee Candle. Sent his tiny ass through a cloud! Left a tiny dog-shaped hole in that cloud. Look at
By JAKE Jun 11, 2025
self-portrait as your local hot girl's Instagram DMs

self-portrait as your local hot girl's Instagram DMs

(cw: adult content, crass verbatim)
By JAKE Jun 7, 2025
An Exercise in Meandering

An Exercise in Meandering

I taught your favourite dance move to the furniture-
By JAKE Jun 4, 2025
A Year of Pussy Hats, Protests and Isolation

A Year of Pussy Hats, Protests and Isolation

My dad said that in order to be a respectable woman...
By JAKE May 31, 2025
Eating The Kate Sandwich at Something About Her

Eating The Kate Sandwich at Something About Her

There’s something about a messy, vegetarian sandwich...
By JAKE May 21, 2025

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