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Surviving the Forest

Surviving the Forest

Perhaps it is my subconscious telling me to die in the pines and the snow, better than to die alone in the root cellar, where tossed-out tools are ornaments that shine and sing.
By JAKE Apr 21, 2023
Did Being Neurodivergent Mean I Hated Boybands and Mondays?

Did Being Neurodivergent Mean I Hated Boybands and Mondays?

‘I’m a freak, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here, I don’t belong here’ -Creep, Radiohead 1992
By JAKE Apr 14, 2023
My Golden Retriever is an Asshole

My Golden Retriever is an Asshole

Chester was more of a Nietzsche dog, believing hope is for losers.
By JAKE Apr 7, 2023
Clicky-Thing: a modern review of the Carhartt Relaxed Fit Washed Duck Sherpa-Lined Utility Jacket with a 2 Warmer Rating

Clicky-Thing: a modern review of the Carhartt Relaxed Fit Washed Duck Sherpa-Lined Utility Jacket with a 2 Warmer Rating

Anyway, I decided that this was the year I’d get a proper winter jacket again.
By JAKE Mar 31, 2023
Birds

Birds

There were many things that I might have said, that I would have liked to have said …
By JAKE Mar 10, 2023
This Version is Slapstick

This Version is Slapstick

The driver goes—YOU NEED MORE CHANGE!
By JAKE Feb 3, 2023
Shopping malls and parking lots and all the places I knew I liked girls

Shopping malls and parking lots and all the places I knew I liked girls

The first time I was misgendered was at a Taco Bell in Crossgates Mall in upstate New York. Or rather, this is the first time I specifically remember being misgendered.
By JAKE Dec 27, 2022

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