Reference Call I step out of my office into the dirty-white hallway beneath the coffin lid of fluorescent lights to take the call.
Hold On I'm always a minute too late to the punchline, the food is always cold when he gets to the table, his height changes the minute I etch it into the persimmon tree.
How To Break Up With A Toxic Loved One: a handy guide to being civilized instead of honest I’m growing as a person, learning a lot about myself and how my past experiences have impacted me. I’m reevaluating what’s worked for me and what hasn’t.
Is it still Dollar Pizza if it’s a Dollar Fifty? On Facebook people are even angrier and it’s more real, because if you’re on Facebook in 2022 you don’t care what people think of you.
The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down I wanted once before to honk my horn against the swastika that he’d drawn on the poster board he got from the Dollar General, but I had the horn’s fuse pulled as a wild experiment in radical pacifism.