Is it still Dollar Pizza if it’s a Dollar Fifty? On Facebook people are even angrier and it’s more real, because if you’re on Facebook in 2022 you don’t care what people think of you.
The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down I wanted once before to honk my horn against the swastika that he’d drawn on the poster board he got from the Dollar General, but I had the horn’s fuse pulled as a wild experiment in radical pacifism.
Kübler-Ross Knuckle Tattoo Sure we sink into the depression, the low tide surging to riptide and pulling us out and away with the poets. But it has to be deeper than that.
Red Light/Green Light I think I’m straight, but I play rugby, so I must be at least bisexual, right? So…orange?