Hairy Mammalian Creatures
Everyone looked super comfortable in their clothes, super relaxed. By contrast, I felt like every stitch of my outfit was slightly off, everything about me rendered in minor key.
Flash Fiction
Life Savers
No one doubts that Charlie and I will grow up to be major fuck-ups.
Wild and Unclean
You inhale the shoe’s sweaty-sour scent. It’s disgusting. Dirty. Dingy. Dusty.
Our Generous Benefits Include Mental Health Interventions
I took one step to the right, but she took one step to the left, her left, my right, and there we were again, and we laughed a little, yes we did, a little quiet laugh: how silly are we.
Friday Supper
[A]ll it takes is a moment to go south when my twin sister Darla brings home Furlong Dong...
The B-52s Sing "Red Lobster" Before I Die
Regular sex wasn’t worth all this bullshit.
you dont wanna know where i found this song
so when my buddy comes in he just about knocks the door off its hinges—i know because i saw the hinges crying about it later—and he says to me that i gotta go set up the record player for a forty-five.