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Ten Tips to Have Fun in Miami

Ten Tips to Have Fun in Miami

And remember… what happens in Miami, stays in Miami!
By JAKE Oct 9, 2023
Rosie and Boris

Rosie and Boris

I could write a book on experiences of Rosie’s power, but here I’ll just share a few choice examples, and then I’ll share my favorite experience with her.
By JAKE Oct 2, 2023
Tourists

Tourists

You tend to keep up fake appearances before people you love – until, all at once, something strikes and you speak or shout like nobody is there. You might suppose this would be more insolent than anything else.
By JAKE Sep 25, 2023
My Week of Seven Senses

My Week of Seven Senses

All we humans have “conditions” to bear. Circumstances to survive. Though I’ll grant you, mine may be one of the weirdest.
By JAKE Sep 18, 2023
Deadlines

Deadlines

He couldn’t come up with something to say every time he ran into this guy. People expect too much when they put you on the spot and force you to think of something. It’s not that easy to come up with clever dialogue.
By JAKE Sep 11, 2023
Beef Case

Beef Case

The future is a vast and scary place, the recording says. Dead ends, dead dreams, destitution. Only if you’ve been pushing yourself hard enough do you have a chance. You have ten minutes of break. Step it up.
By JAKE Sep 4, 2023
It Was Too Soon To Thank God

It Was Too Soon To Thank God

It was like that old saying I had once heard: “Those who are about to die become Gods.”
By JAKE Aug 28, 2023

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