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Fiction

A sillhoutted bird flying over a sunset.

Waterbird

Sometimes she thought about escaping
By JAKE Feb 3, 2025
Square blocks of cereal in milk in a blue bowl against a mustard yellow background.

Grown adult Bill Murray purchased a box of Jojo Siwa Strawberry Bop cereal because

How ingestion begets excretion.
By JAKE Jan 27, 2025
A group of raccoons huddled together against a chain-link fence.

The Myth of Trash Pandas

The first time Daisy and I did cocaine was our sophomore year of high school.
By JAKE Jan 20, 2025
A film production clapboard in front of a set.

The Bionic Teen

In a prophetic vision he’d witnessed a white-winged angel place a golden crown on my head
By JAKE Jan 13, 2025
Big Tony

Big Tony

That’s what matters, what’s in your heart.
By JAKE Jan 6, 2025
From Merrily We Go A-Wrong: My Philosophical Laundryman

From Merrily We Go A-Wrong: My Philosophical Laundryman

The joke’s not funny if I have to explain it to you.
By JAKE Dec 26, 2024
Circle Circle Dot Dot

Circle Circle Dot Dot

Nothing by itself looked wrong, but when she looked at it all together it just didn’t look right.
By JAKE Nov 25, 2024

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