Crybaby Ferris Sucks Baby kept costing us matches, throwing punches at opponents that missed and caught me right in the mush, tripping and accidentally hitting me with his big splash, that kind of stuff.
The Red Ring We listened to the words of that stout man, feeling lost with context of time and space.
(IF IT'S NOT LOVE) THE BOMB WILL BRING US TOGETHER I knew I should have said something then, something to the effect of: I’m sorry. He had not wanted to go to the party, let alone watch the game. Earlier that day lying in bed he had listed reasons why it was a bad idea...
The Horrible Initiative Beside the board stands a young man, presumably Mr. P P-G. On his smooth face, a series of feel-your-pain frowns and so-encouraging smiles alternate as appropriate.
Accumulations I'm gonna get this bad boy stuffed and hung above my toilet so he can forever look down into water. Just the way God intended.
Ask me about my Twins We wanted a nice garden. There were schools to think about – our oldest would be starting the next year, and the baby would be going to nursery soon – she was a toddler by then but would still be called baby for some time yet.
Seven It's that country near the bottom of the Earth, the one that only comes up in the news when we owe someone else billions or when people find out our president's son is a drag queen which is genuinely one of our greatest and only sources of pride.