A Wickedness
He wanted witnesses, always.
Fiction
Waterbird
Sometimes she thought about escaping
Grown adult Bill Murray purchased a box of Jojo Siwa Strawberry Bop cereal because
How ingestion begets excretion.
The Myth of Trash Pandas
The first time Daisy and I did cocaine was our sophomore year of high school.
The Bionic Teen
In a prophetic vision he’d witnessed a white-winged angel place a golden crown on my head
Big Tony
That’s what matters, what’s in your heart.
From Merrily We Go A-Wrong: My Philosophical Laundryman
The joke’s not funny if I have to explain it to you.