A Portrait of Steve-O's Steve-O Tattoo as the Picture of Dorian Gray
The more I stare at his image on the TV screen, the less he looks like a forty-eight-year-old.
Elia Karra
Pokémon and Other Eternal Sins
I liked to think that my spontaneous combustion was due to God not liking me very much
The Thing About Two-Time Freestyle Skateboard Champion Mike Osterman Is That If You Ask Him to Walk the Dog, You’ll Have Piss All Over Your House
Still, you are caught in Mike Osterman’s gravitational pull, like so many others.
The Way of the Poncho Cult
They want to know if Doug has a message for its devoted followers, if it’s a force of good or evil, if it has chosen Gerard as its prophet.