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L.M. Cole Has A Celebrity Crush

Miranda Cosgrove (and Carly Shay)

Miranda Cosgrove (and Carly Shay)

You’re a little more into iCarly than your peers, for a lot longer than them, too. You find yourself in the iCarly fandom, reblogging posts at a rate that loses you followers.
By JAKE Dec 10, 2022
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III

Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III

You recite his lyrics like they are a prayer, like it’s not a coincidence FOB has the same amount of letters as GOD.
By JAKE Dec 10, 2022
Smoke

Smoke

When I was a kid, one of my special interests was Old Hollywood. This was my parents’ fault for allowing me exposure to the genre.
By JAKE Dec 8, 2022
Pointed

Pointed

I never / had. Big sweaters, / bigger glasses, / a patriarch.
By JAKE Dec 8, 2022
Madmartigan in the Mercedes

Madmartigan in the Mercedes

He was like a man but not quite. He was a fictional character that vanished from my view when I pressed “stop” or “eject.” In this way, he was better than a man.
By JAKE Dec 7, 2022
Amy

Amy

The bourgeois adores the anti-bourgeois.
By JAKE Dec 5, 2022
Monk

Monk

It was like I was faking an accent.
By JAKE Dec 5, 2022

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