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Ask Me Something

"I think I ruined the end of the world," he said.
By JAKE Jun 5, 2025
The AUDACITY of The Young

The AUDACITY of The Young

We were scrawny kids breaking curfews like twigs
By JAKE May 14, 2025
To the Wendy’s Cashier Whose Husband Is Dying

To the Wendy’s Cashier Whose Husband Is Dying

CW: Death / Illness
By JAKE May 6, 2025
Gaming All By Yourself, Handsome?

Gaming All By Yourself, Handsome?

So I am determined to find love in Wizard101.
By JAKE Apr 22, 2025
Gavin Garza Will Have His Revenge On Fresno

Gavin Garza Will Have His Revenge On Fresno

The fires that swallow up the silent mountains are yours The floods that drown the deserts and the valleys are yours — Lingua Ignota
By JAKE Dec 4, 2024
i had a dream last night that Stone Cold Steve Austin was helping me rearrange furniture and i kept calling him Stone instead of his actual name but he was fine with it

i had a dream last night that Stone Cold Steve Austin was helping me rearrange furniture and i kept calling him Stone instead of his actual name but he was fine with it

and i’m so thankful he’s here with me
By JAKE Oct 18, 2024
Eduardo

Eduardo

I don’t even know how Eduardo got the bottle rocket he shot himself with— you have to cross the state border to buy fireworks ‘cause they’re illegal in the city.
By JAKE Sep 19, 2024

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