Shakespeare’s Cumslut ??

To ?️ or not to ?️

Shakespeare’s Cumslut ??
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by b.h. fein


To ?️ or not to ?️ William Shakespeare’s ??? little cumslut ???‍♂️ : that is the question. I want Billy bard ??‍? to spank ??? my big ? juicy ?? fanny ??? while he pens ?️ his sexy ??? sophisticated ???‍? plays ???? . (No ❌ Edward de Vere ✝️???? conspiracy ???‍♀️ here!) If I’m lucky ?, Daddy ??‍??? will dress me up ?? like one of his stage players ??‍♀️??️ and ? and ? my ??‍??. I need to Ophelia ??‍♀️☠️ him inside me! ?????? Do you think ?? he’ll write a sexy ?❤️❗ iambic 2️⃣ pentameter 5️⃣ slutliloquy ?‍??? for me? His little ???? Tightass ?? Andronicus ?️??? But it’s as Daddy ?‍?? always says—why express yourself ?? when you can undress ?⬇️ yourself? He he ?? Daddy knows best! ?? So I’ll be a good little sluttie ??? and stroke ? his pen(i)s ‘til his ink ?✒️?? cums out ????


b. h. fein (it's/complicated) is not fine.