If Cerberus Was A Bitch
Good girl!
she’d sic
with fervor
on Hell’s
damned men.
Sever their nethers,
Good girl!
Sink her pearly knives
into man,
and bring the rest
home for dinner.
No fury like a
woman scorned,
No mercy from a
bitch dewormed,
do they make collars in
pink
for a
beautiful
tricephalic
beast?
Brigid O'Brien is a current student in Chicago, where she studies English at DePaul University. When she's not writing, you can probably find her walking lots of cute (slobbery) dogs and getting lost on the CTA.
