If Cerberus Was A Bitch

Good girl!

If Cerberus Was A Bitch

by Brigid O'Brien

she’d sic

with fervor

on Hell’s

damned men.

Sever their nethers,

Good girl!

Sink her pearly knives

into man,

and bring the rest

home for dinner.

No fury like a

woman scorned,

No mercy from a

bitch dewormed,

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Brigid O'Brien is a current student in Chicago, where she studies English at DePaul University. When she's not writing, you can probably find her walking lots of cute (slobbery) dogs and getting lost on the CTA.