Animal Control
I’m going to train you all to hunt coyotes.
JAKE
SALT COMEDY
Too much salt, love. How silly of me.
The Mordor Lamentations of Samwise Gamgee as He Prepares a Brace of Coneys
Before hooking up with Mr. Frodo, I was in a bad way.
The Shoemaker’s Elves Help Out in the Walmart Parking Lot
BUY HERE! HE HAS THE BEST STUFF IN TOWN!
Relish
FIVE OPEN THINGS OF BUDGET MAYO IN MY FRIDGE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Lather, Rinse, Repeat and Never Stop
I need my distance and space but still,
I need her
They'll Let You Use Kool-Aid To Dye Your Hair When You're 10 & In The Hospital For Setting Your Childhood on Fire
They'll also let you have a / unicorn birthday cake