imperfect personification
the old dental assistant asks if i want dentures before thirty
JAKE
Letter to a Young Poet
after Megan Fernandes
Rangoon
“I know those guys,” my father would say. “They’re just a glorified referral service.”
The Sara Chain Letter
A bunch of text, on a forum post or in an email, telling the reader they had four minutes to send the letter to ten people or else they would drop dead in a week. And other multitudinous variations.
ALTERNATIVE TIMELINES/DEATH SPIRAL
All miracles can be explained through standard deviation.
WE THOUGHT IT WAS OUR ABILITY TO LOVE THAT MADE US HUMAN, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY OUR ABILITY TO SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT
Is there a difference between sonar and bad vibes?
My Golden Retriever is an Asshole
Chester was more of a Nietzsche dog, believing hope is for losers.