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i realized i forgot to say i love you

i realized i forgot to say i love you

didn’t know i could love you. if / words were meant to elaborate on
By JAKE Sep 20, 2023
My Week of Seven Senses

My Week of Seven Senses

All we humans have “conditions” to bear. Circumstances to survive. Though I’ll grant you, mine may be one of the weirdest.
By JAKE Sep 18, 2023
Dickless

Dickless

I want to point out trans men exist.
By JAKE Sep 16, 2023
JOEY vs. THE GOUT KEBAB

JOEY vs. THE GOUT KEBAB

Joey palmed the glass to kill the neon glare and peered in. Men in white lab coats sliced strips of meat from the rotating elephant’s leg. Customers fumbled with clipboards, using string-bound pencils to complete their paperwork.
By JAKE Sep 14, 2023
Perspective, or a Brilliant Idea for an Award-Winning Piece of Short Fiction

Perspective, or a Brilliant Idea for an Award-Winning Piece of Short Fiction

Each command+shift keystroke combo provoked a gauntlet of urgent software updates, pinwheeling beachballs, and prompt boxes for long forgotten passwords.
By JAKE Sep 14, 2023
Chicxulub

Chicxulub

So if you looked up / and saw flames painting the sky, / what would you think?
By JAKE Sep 13, 2023
Is it still Dollar Pizza if it’s a Dollar Fifty?

Is it still Dollar Pizza if it’s a Dollar Fifty?

On Facebook people are even angrier and it’s more real, because if you’re on Facebook in 2022 you don’t care what people think of you.
By JAKE Sep 12, 2023

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