Flash Nonfiction Notes from a Visit to the Motherland, February 2023 Every time I’m in town I get a body count.
Flash Fiction A View of His Chevy I stand with my family...waiting for the photographer to take our damn picture.
Flash Nonfiction gender indifferent i’ve seen the binary; the binary is great. but what i want is far beyond that.
Poetry This Poem Does Not Contain Peanuts It has not been manufactured on equipment used to process peanuts and should be considered peanut-free.
Flash Fiction Duck Xing Every good man-made pond in the middle of giga-suburbia has a metric fuckton of ducks.
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Fiction Grown adult Bill Murray purchased a box of Jojo Siwa Strawberry Bop cereal because How ingestion begets excretion.
Poetry Picked Up Shirley Bassey Hitchhiking Title from Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Fiction The Myth of Trash Pandas The first time Daisy and I did cocaine was our sophomore year of high school.
Flash Fiction The Day Cookie Monster Took a Stance on Abortion “We’ve gotten out of worse before,” she said.
Poetry I had another mental breakdown in the bubble tea store we’re all on this sinking ship together
Flash Nonfiction What To Expect At The End Of Your Cat’s Life [H]is pupils wildly dilating and contracting as you call his name over and over, telling him he is a good boy.
Fiction The Bionic Teen In a prophetic vision he’d witnessed a white-winged angel place a golden crown on my head
