The Mordor Lamentations of Samwise Gamgee as He Prepares a Brace of Coneys
Before hooking up with Mr. Frodo, I was in a bad way.
JAKE
The Shoemaker’s Elves Help Out in the Walmart Parking Lot
BUY HERE! HE HAS THE BEST STUFF IN TOWN!
Relish
FIVE OPEN THINGS OF BUDGET MAYO IN MY FRIDGE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Lather, Rinse, Repeat and Never Stop
I need my distance and space but still,
I need her
They'll Let You Use Kool-Aid To Dye Your Hair When You're 10 & In The Hospital For Setting Your Childhood on Fire
They'll also let you have a / unicorn birthday cake
Albany Liquors
Outside the liquor store on Albany, after Maddie had her vodka, an older man in a gaudy tie and trench coat shouldered into her gently but on purpose.
self portrait as chinese typewriter
my father asked me for futures /
i only have the word for solitude.