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Mama's Round Dosas

Mama's Round Dosas

"That's how his mother used to make it"
By JAKE Apr 10, 2025
The Silver Solution

The Silver Solution

The TWF solution to increased fiscal burdens on worldwide economies due to the earth’s inhabitants life span ascension was trifold.
By JAKE Apr 10, 2025
How to Keep It All at Bay

How to Keep It All at Bay

-with a line from David Archuleta's newest single
By JAKE Apr 9, 2025
BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN

BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN

A momentous occurrence. A great crisis of some kind. Something quite newsworthy. A significant event
By JAKE Apr 9, 2025
The silhouette of a coyote standing on a hill at sunset.

Animal Control

I’m going to train you all to hunt coyotes.
By JAKE Apr 7, 2025
SALT COMEDY

SALT COMEDY

Too much salt, love. How silly of me.
By JAKE Apr 5, 2025
The Mordor Lamentations of Samwise Gamgee as He Prepares a Brace of Coneys

The Mordor Lamentations of Samwise Gamgee as He Prepares a Brace of Coneys

Before hooking up with Mr. Frodo, I was in a bad way.
By JAKE Apr 3, 2025

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