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Mike

Mike

Maybe that’s why Tim invites Mike to his concert off the coast of Spain.
By JAKE Jun 12, 2025
Cannon-Shot Dog

Cannon-Shot Dog

by Noah Powers Man, let me tell you, they shot that motherfucker straight out of a cannon. Packed that sumbitch with a fresh load of powder. Lit the wick like a Yankee Candle. Sent his tiny ass through a cloud! Left a tiny dog-shaped hole in that cloud. Look at
By JAKE Jun 11, 2025
self-portrait as your local hot girl's Instagram DMs

self-portrait as your local hot girl's Instagram DMs

(cw: adult content, crass verbatim)
By JAKE Jun 7, 2025
A barista pours creamer into a cup of espresso to make espresso art.

Ask Me Something

"I think I ruined the end of the world," he said.
By JAKE Jun 5, 2025
An Exercise in Meandering

An Exercise in Meandering

I taught your favourite dance move to the furniture-
By JAKE Jun 4, 2025
A hand wearing a sanitation glove holding out a shining white bag with a white feather duster inside of it.

BLOSSOM

“I’m just here for a sage stick.”
By JAKE Jun 2, 2025
A Year of Pussy Hats, Protests and Isolation

A Year of Pussy Hats, Protests and Isolation

My dad said that in order to be a respectable woman...
By JAKE May 31, 2025

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