Threes a crowd
I didn’t utter the words “I love you” again in a romantic context for more than two years...
JAKE
Chump Change
He means my Ralph Lauren Polo, of which I have four, and my mother bought it for me last Christmas. I wore it tonight because it’s the tightest shirt I own. I tell him my pimp bought it. He can’t tell if I’m joking.
Holding Hands For A Corporate Team-Building Exercise With Someone I’ve Never Spoken To Before
after Mekeila
Does Your Birth Order Effect Your Personality?
For those who question my credentials, I am, in fact, one of those maddening middle children.
Narcissus at the Water Dish
The eternity of that day slipped past me, like every other, and I ticked out the moments with the patience that only comes to one long accustomed to waiting.
My City Beats Your City Every Day
Gary’s a city, too, and all due respect to the city of Gary and its residents, but Gary thanks God for my city.
Bullshit
I’m not exactly a courteous person.