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JAKE
How to ███████ Blackout ████
1. Choose...anything. All that matters is...your source...to manipulate
Ode To My Cicada Homies (3301)
C to the I to the C-A-D-A
Anticipatory Grief
But the...vision flickers forward six months and you bury your father with a round, protruding belly.
Etiquette
I’m asked every night to defuse / a time bomb,
Threes a crowd
I didn’t utter the words “I love you” again in a romantic context for more than two years...
Chump Change
He means my Ralph Lauren Polo, of which I have four, and my mother bought it for me last Christmas. I wore it tonight because it’s the tightest shirt I own. I tell him my pimp bought it. He can’t tell if I’m joking.