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The Boy With No Blood

The Boy With No Blood

The next time it gets bad, just put me down.
By JAKE Jul 6, 2024
Are Any of Us Even Learning?

Are Any of Us Even Learning?

Rumor has it that some kid at second-lunch just set a fire in the bathroom.
By JAKE Jul 4, 2024
Peanut Butter Banana Sandwich

Peanut Butter Banana Sandwich

kissing boys / and / hitting on Elvis
By JAKE Jul 3, 2024
Grandpa Speaks Greek

Grandpa Speaks Greek

I hope he can read it.
By JAKE Jul 2, 2024
You May Be Entitled

You May Be Entitled

Call Bird & Frank TODAY at 1-800-BNF-4YOU for a free consultation and get back the dominance you deserve!
By JAKE Jul 1, 2024
How to ███████ Blackout ████

How to ███████ Blackout ████

1. Choose...anything. All that matters is...your source...to manipulate
By JAKE Jun 29, 2024
Ode To My Cicada Homies (3301)

Ode To My Cicada Homies (3301)

C to the I to the C-A-D-A
By JAKE Jun 29, 2024

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