When She Was High At Dinner
[I]t was a real joy to watch her eat.
JAKE
The Absence of a Diet Coke
Can I get diet capitalism?
Shutting your Hand in the Door
You enter first.
Fear and Loathing Below the Mason-Dixon
Politics in The South is just an over-complicated suicide pact.
The Boy With No Blood
The next time it gets bad, just put me down.
Are Any of Us Even Learning?
Rumor has it that some kid at second-lunch just set a fire in the bathroom.
Peanut Butter Banana Sandwich
kissing boys / and / hitting on Elvis