In which the alien from "Alien" plays basketball
in space, no one can hear the net go swish-swish.
JAKE
Through Some Coincidence
It’s just the rattling of the warm, yellow grass.
Grief
“Made with love by Paula”
GAZE
I come to him every day, every day in a new shirt.
The Would-Be Thief Pauses to Read About Homer’s Iliad
I hear the Famous Poet scoffs at the idea of an after-life that caresses us, preferring to believe in the remote Disneyland of the dead though even he must know that wherever the dead live, they’re not resting in peace.
The Power of Love
She pressed the trigger on the reacquired mace and yelled FUCKERS! YOU FUCKERS! YOU FUCKERS! through squinty eyes and indiscriminate aim.
The Name Of The Buyer Was Not Disclosed
The representative from the auction house made him feel stupid for thinking it would appear at his compound intact, as it first had walked this land some eighty million years ago.