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I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER HOW LITTLE I MATTER IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER HOW LITTLE I MATTER IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.

sometimes I think I could live in these empty boxes, curl up, close the tab on the whole world,
By JAKE Nov 30, 2024
Our Grill Dad, Who Art in Barbecue Heaven

Our Grill Dad, Who Art in Barbecue Heaven

Scholars have uncovered shocking new evidence of a gross mistranslation of ancient texts which could shake the very foundations of religion worldwide.
By JAKE Nov 28, 2024
Circle Circle Dot Dot

Circle Circle Dot Dot

Nothing by itself looked wrong, but when she looked at it all together it just didn’t look right.
By JAKE Nov 25, 2024
WHAT YOU WANT I AIN’T GOT IT

WHAT YOU WANT I AIN’T GOT IT

WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
By JAKE Nov 23, 2024
Falling in love with your friend even though he’s stubborn and afraid

Falling in love with your friend even though he’s stubborn and afraid

Don't look at me like that.
By JAKE Nov 23, 2024
Ostkreuz

Ostkreuz

If the passengers were to speak with their tongues, who knew what kind of indecencies would emerge?
By JAKE Nov 22, 2024
Theories about the Gun Buried in a Shoebox at the Back of Your Son’s Closet

Theories about the Gun Buried in a Shoebox at the Back of Your Son’s Closet

by Beth Sherman 1. It was given to him by your ex-husband because he’s a kid who’s lost interest in video games, school, sports, and anything that does not involve sitting in his room alone for hours at a time. 2. It’s been passed down from your
By JAKE Nov 21, 2024

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