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Science at Eleven

Science at Eleven

Mathematics at nine. English at ten. Science at eleven.
By JAKE Feb 13, 2026
hungrier than we admit

hungrier than we admit

you know how i love things / that crunch
By JAKE Feb 11, 2026
It's Like

It's Like

It’s like three of the four safety mechanisms failing on one of those bombs.
By JAKE Feb 5, 2026
Ode to Retinal Imaging

Ode to Retinal Imaging

Don't blink, you remind yourself
By JAKE Feb 4, 2026
The Journalist and Mark Mimmel’s Niece

The Journalist and Mark Mimmel’s Niece

When love burns it's still love.
By JAKE Jan 29, 2026
Not-So-Quiet Quitting

Not-So-Quiet Quitting

I can’t do this job anymore, Sara.
By JAKE Jan 27, 2026
The Cult-Classic Flick Based on the Best-Selling Unauthorized Biography of You—

The Cult-Classic Flick Based on the Best-Selling Unauthorized Biography of You—

...farther than slow dancing is from a heaved hand grenade...
By JAKE Jan 25, 2026

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