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Poetry

Captcha Carnival

Captcha Carnival

Select all squares with empathy
By JAKE Dec 13, 2022
Miranda Cosgrove (and Carly Shay)

Miranda Cosgrove (and Carly Shay)

You’re a little more into iCarly than your peers, for a lot longer than them, too. You find yourself in the iCarly fandom, reblogging posts at a rate that loses you followers.
By JAKE Dec 10, 2022
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III

Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III

You recite his lyrics like they are a prayer, like it’s not a coincidence FOB has the same amount of letters as GOD.
By JAKE Dec 10, 2022
Pointed

Pointed

I never / had. Big sweaters, / bigger glasses, / a patriarch.
By JAKE Dec 8, 2022
Amy

Amy

The bourgeois adores the anti-bourgeois.
By JAKE Dec 5, 2022
Monk

Monk

It was like I was faking an accent.
By JAKE Dec 5, 2022
Bowie

Bowie

Chaos, / encountered / unaware,
By JAKE Dec 5, 2022

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